"And I, the Lord God, said...

...that it was not good that the man should be alone;

wherefore, I will make an help meet for him." Moses 3:18

And she shall do back flips for him, and he shall be amazed.

And he shall leave his father and his mother

and his brother

and his sister

and his aunt and his sister-in-law

and his brother and his sister some more


and his whole dang family

and her whole dang family and all his friends

and his cake

and shall cleave unto her and none else forever and ever.

THE END